Farewell

Hello T-Mobile I'd like to close my account.
"Let me just put you through to the cancellation team".
Hi, I'd like to cancel my account.
"Hold on, I'll put you through to the cancellation team"
But I thought this was the cancellation team, I've just been put through to you.
"No it isn't, one moment please"
*5 minutes of classical music play*
Hi I'd like to cancel my account
"One moment please"
*more music followed by another person who I can barely understand answering the phone*
"Hw cun argh hilp yah?"
Never mind

And that's why I'm with T-Mobile, so I can use the phone as an alarm clock costing £20 a month.