You've got to laugh

I was walking along the local high street and something made me grin. I saw a shop called "Dr China" and outside it was a grinning Chinese man (possibly the doctor himself), just standing outside the shop in the middle of the pavement and smiling. He looked a bit like a mad scientist from off the telly. I don't think he gets many customers.

My big adventure of the day was trying lunch at Marks & Spencer's. Delicious! However I don't like the fact that in order to get to the food, one must wade through a whole floor of women's clothing to get to the stairs at the back. Does anyone know any shortcuts?

I joke to myself a lot, it makes life more fun. If only I spoke my mind more often. The person serving me at M&S dropped my till receipt. I humored myself by thinking they did it on purpose so they could watch me bend over to pick it up. Oh deary me. It's probably best that I keep my mouth shut.