Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Ok, no more snow

The English countryside is barely recogniseable in this blizzard, yet this train is more than happy to chugg along at over a hundred miles an hour. I can feel the fabric peeling away from my seat as I nervously grip on. It all looks as if I'm in a foreign land.
I received another mini heart attack this afternoon. There are two express trains to London, one that stops at Woking and London Waterloo, and another that goes through Woking and stops at Clapham Junction and London Waterloo. I always use the latter and these are a few minutes apart of eachother. Unfortunately today I ran out of the office with very little time to spare and jumped on the train that was at my usual platform (platform 3, for stalker purposes) to find out the train was for Woking and Waterloo. Cue panic attack and headrush as I tried to come up with a solution. Turns out there's been a power cut in Clapham which is going to bitch up my journey home :o(
Good news: I'm not going crazy!!! I remembered once seeing planes in a forest just behind Byfleet and New Haw station, but then thought that couldn't make sense since there's no way you could get a plane in there, let alone 3. But I saw them again, although now I no longer feel safe. Perhaps I have spotted a secret government operation and know too much. If you don't hear from me or see me ever again then either I've won a large sum of money and decided to adios my friends in search for decent people to hang out with, or I've been kidnapped, in which case I love all my friends to bits :o) I really do! Take the friendship test: name 6 specific things about your friends such as 'Laura loves pink jelly babies' and get your friends to name 6 of your characteristics. Trust me it works, and it's how my last relationship ended. My list had about 15+ items, and I'd rather not say how feeble the list about me was. I'm not that mysterious am I?

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