Fire Alarm Tuesday

Every Tuesday, 9:30AM

*ding dong* "We are about to test the building's fire alarm and safety system, if you are unable to hear this message clearly, please contact the help deskon extension *mumble mumble mumble*"

3 deafening blasts follow which garuntee to wake you up *BBEEEP* *BEEEEP* *BEEEP*

*ding dong* "This weeks test is now complete, please respond to all further fire alarms"

How the hell can I respond now that I've been temporarily deafened????