SPAM

Don't you just love SPAM in your inbox?  Some of the more amusing subject lines I've come across are

SUBJECT > VIAGRA!! 24 hours of SEX!
(Somehow I think 24 hours could be a bit painful)

SUBJECT > GOOD NEWS! SHE'S FINALLY 18
(Really? I'm happy for her.  I'm sure she's off to university and will enjoy her time there?)

SUBJECT >You have arthritis! We can help!!!
(I'm pretty sure I don't otherwise I would have noticed.  Thanks for offering to help anyway)

SUBJECT >Make it bigger
(What, my bank balance? My living room? My TV? I opened this email and it's rather comical)

Here is an extract from the "Make it bigger" email

'Hi, I'm the Dìck Fairy
go here http://********************************
and in a few months your c*ck will be 3-4 inches LARGER
Massive Width & Length is yours for the taking
Make it come true..women will love it and you will too'

I repeat, don't you just love SPAM?