I apologise in advance

Goddam Ken Livingstone putting up transport fares, my journey to work is £1 extra now, almost £15 a day!!! I don't even get a seat these days since 6 carriages have mysteriously disappeared from my morning train. Bus fares up from 70 pence less than a year ago to £1.20, a bloomin 50p increase.
Whilst I'm complaining I'll mention British Midland with whom I recently flew from Brussels. My ticket was advertised as including an on-board meal, so I didn't stop at the cafe in the airport to eat. Why pay for overpriced airport food when I'll get something nice on the plane, perhaps a sandwich, or if I'm lucky a hot meal like in the good old days. Did I get anything? No, just a biscuit. There's a good boy, have a biscuit, no, beg, come on, beg. I have never been so insulted in all my life. Oh and the flight was an hour late; the crew didn't really seem to care.
What else has pissed me off in the past week or so. Ah, Southern Trains. I estimate that as a direct result of their crap service I have been delayed by almost half a day. Last Wednesday 23 minutes late meaning I missed my connection and had to wait half an hour. Thusday 18 minutes late. New Years Eve 19 minutes late. Yesterday 8 minutes late. Need I say any more.
Also I can't stand *SHUT UP*