Early warning signs

You know you're reading the right newspaper when you come across an article entitled "How Much to Tip The Servants This Christmas"

You know you need to change your shift when you take a night bus to work!

You know you've been complaining too much when you pick up an Indian accent from calling your bank every day.

You know you need more sleep when you get your bus pass out to open your front door.

You know you need new clothes when that draft tickles more than just your nipples.

You know, yet you don't care. Shame on you!