A Silver Shower (none of that golden malarky)

I was representing my company last night. I spat in someone's face! Accidentally of course. My mouth had dried up after 2 hours of boasting what "we" could offer and a piece of saliva shot out and perched itself upon the forehead of the lady standing in front of me, who was actually really engaged in what I was saying. Everybody saw, and she overtly wiped it off. How's that for a first post? I've set the standard for many more to come.

Where have I been today?
Manchester
Stockport
London